After a friend takes embarassing photos of you (likely involving alcohol-induced activities), staying logged into facebook awaiting aforementioned "friend" to tag said photos of you, allowing you to quickly de-tag them before the rest of the world finds out.
I spent all day sunday playing facebook defense against the photo documentation of last night's debauchery.
by Bignatius December 20, 2008
Get the Facebook Defense mug.when your girlfriend who supposedly loves you, continually and repeatedly flirts with other boy's on facebook. when confronted on this, she giggles and plays dumb....
some wanker: so i just thought id add u if thats cool wiv u??? u look rele nice and i just wanted to get to know u betta....
what my girlfriend should have said: i suppose its ok if u add me, tho i have a boyfriend who i love and could never replace...so theres no chance of anything happening.
my girlfriends actual response: yeah thats cool, du add all the fit girls like me lol ;-) how comes u think im nice? everyone thinks im mean lol lol :-P
me: facebook whore....
what my girlfriend should have said: i suppose its ok if u add me, tho i have a boyfriend who i love and could never replace...so theres no chance of anything happening.
my girlfriends actual response: yeah thats cool, du add all the fit girls like me lol ;-) how comes u think im nice? everyone thinks im mean lol lol :-P
me: facebook whore....
by dario lyo September 30, 2007
Get the facebook whore mug.Being the victim of facebook vandalism due to leaving your profile open and unattended while others are present. Usually limited to changing of one's status and almost universally used to imply homosexuality in the victim. Refers to the famous Nicholas Cage film Faceoff and hte college humor sketch Facebook Off.
"So chris, last night your status was "Chris loves to take it in the butt all the time from beautiful bronzed body builders. I love getting railed by dudes." What was up with that?"
"Oh, i left my profile up and i got Facebook Offed by my little brother."
"Oh, i left my profile up and i got Facebook Offed by my little brother."
by randothefungiman November 9, 2009
Get the Facebook Offed mug.by carrytheflag61 December 25, 2010
Get the Facebook Slut mug.When a romantic relationship reaches the stage where both parties declare on their Facebook profiles that they are "In a relationship with" the other. Simply "In a relationship" does not count, the girlfriend/boyfriend's name must be displayed.
Used mainly in a banter-ish way towards the male.
Used mainly in a banter-ish way towards the male.
Charles Dean is in a relationship with Jasmine French
Jack King: may i be the first to say
facebook serious
Jack King: may i be the first to say
facebook serious
by Lee Reid September 24, 2010
Get the Facebook serious mug.Sneaky creatures that lurk in the shadows and gather intelligence/date from facebook pages of loved ones, friends, enemies, and coworkers. They never comment on status or even like a photo from time to time. But they are ever so present and mind-devouring all updates on your page. In the future they may use these status updates against you in a random conversation in "real life". Be careful as a facebook phantom wears many masked and cannot be stereotyped. It could be your friend, foe, or even a stranger.
by DJ Sensae October 8, 2010
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facebook enabler: buck up little camper, it's always darkest before the dawn, you're a good person and I LOVE YOU!
facebook enabler: buck up little camper, it's always darkest before the dawn, you're a good person and I LOVE YOU!
by kellygirl2968 August 18, 2010
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