male fail

An idiotic mistake that only a member of the male species is capable of making.

Girl: Does these pants make me look fat?
Boy: Well, uh, they don't make you look skinny.
Girl: You think I'm FAT?
Boy: What? I just said they didn't make you look skinny!
Girl: Ugh, you think I'm fat! I need to go on a diet. *runs away crying*
Boy: But I don't think you're fat...
Girls watching nearby: He should have just told her that the pants didn't make her look fat. What a male fail!

by urbana205 September 20, 2011

epic fail

The ultimate type of fail. Usually used in the same sentence with as the noun "Aftershock".

Dude 1: Aftershock just pushed through a new update!!
Dude 2: Yeah I heard it was another epic fail.

by yoyoyoyoyoo April 7, 2009

epic fail

the words commenly used in the b-off household when sam and/or rob are over playing guitar hero.

sam: EPIC FAILLLL
rob: EPIC gonna commit suicide!
sam: Epic break up!
rob: Epic FAILLLL
emily: I am an epic failure & not an epic guitar hero.

by emiiiilayy June 26, 2008

Epic Fucking Fail

mr. bills computer service.

"can you fix my computer?"
"sure!"
"wow epic fucking fail"

by jewbag123 February 5, 2009

MEGA FAIL

Da_BuzZ, also known as dbGb`

When some one tries to pwn some one on IRC but doesnt. b0b and olli pwn dafuzz hes such a MEGA FAIL

by b0bberts June 23, 2008

Bad Fail

When one fails to badly, it can only be described as Bad Fail.

Bad Fail > Epic Fail in terms of describing failure.

by Teh_Hoplite January 2, 2009

plutonic fail

The highest degree of fail. If you or you know of someone that has reached this level, please shoot them.

Bob: YES! My Star Wars action figure set is complete!
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*

Jeff: Plutonic Fail...

by Addoe March 7, 2009