Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.
Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"
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Get the Ethan L mug.That’s a rare one. Really really rare one. Will randomly twerk! Will pee like no other! The sound of his piss can make you daydream or even fall asleep. It is so soothing and relaxing that you may zone back into the real world feeling powerful and extremely pumped for your new day!
Example : “Did you hear what Ethan / Peethan said today?!” “Noway! The rat ate his glasses so he peed himself! Sounded so mindblowing!” “YES”
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Get the daddy ethan mug.He has a grandpa with one leg, he's never seen a white girl twerk . quag mayor 2024 . He's in that racist boyband and called the kkk or something idk . Ethan will show u his balls for 4$.
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Get the Ethan karns mug.Ethan Ong is someone who will spend all his life savings on games. He will always use "EthanEaten" for all his game usernames.
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Get the Ethan Ong mug.A Huge nerd that will always recommend windows 10 instead of windows 11. He is very annoying and will express his believes to you no matter what situation. If you say anything about your pc then he will start talking about how insane his is and how he payed 5,000 dollar for the same computer.
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