English A Levels

Suicide.

Joe: I’m gonna take English A Levels
Mama: Oh no! Are you ok???

by Taco_Jesus October 7, 2021

English Teabagging

The act of jerking off while making tea.

I knew my roommate was weird when I caught him english teabagging in the kitchen

by 0nTh3Sp0t October 12, 2021

Englis-ha

A language pronouncing the english language so bassicly if you wanted to say the word alliance you would say allience because that is how the word is pronounced

I spek englis-ha ouhat abaout yowuh.

by The language inventor October 31, 2021

English Duffle Coat

The English Duffle Coat. When someone goes to the toilet, drops their pants and conducts a hand stand over the toilet bowl with their hair sitting in the toilet water. From here they defecate with the faeces rolling down their back into the bowl.

Oh look there's the Vic Premier Daniel Andrews wearing his English Duffle Coat.

by CyQouT. November 16, 2021

English Duffle Coat

When a person goes to the bathroom, they drop their pants and do a hand stand over the toilet bowl lowering their head into the water. They then defecate letting the faeces slide down their back or front into the bowl.

Hey SCOMO there goes Dan Andrews wearing his English Duffle Coat.

by CyQouT. November 16, 2021

English mastiff

A huge ass dog that loves to take up all the room on your couches and will sit on the couch with just their butt. They also slobber a lot and will shake their head and fling it on your ceilings and walls. The English mastiff slept on kings and queens a while back to keep them warm too.

Person 1: hey have you met my dog yet?
Person 2: no actually, what kind of dog?
Person 1: oh, he’s an English mastiff.
Person 2: holy shit ~runs for life~

by Casstoi November 20, 2021

English

Why the heck would you look up English? What do you expect to come up? A real definition?

It’s a language I guess.
English is a language WHY DID YOU SEARCH IT

by Lionlionlion November 27, 2021