A person who cries as he ejaculates and proceeds to drink the tears and semen. He once ran for class president but lost to a chalkboard eraser. At the age of 15 he discovered that his father is actually half a turkey and bacon sandwich. People have speculated as to EPJ's sexual orientation, with the top possible orientations being: the attraction to elder mountain goats, attracted to David Caruso's sunglasses or the attraction to Steve Buscemi's elbow crook. He once voted for Mikhail Gorbachev in American idol.
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Get the eric paul johnson mug.A person, typically male that satisfies himself by eating in great quantities and always having hunger. Eric's are usually overweight, but like their size they are big in love and friendship.
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A mama's boy, who has no friends. He often complains about how he is unfulfilled and does nothing about it. Always follows the rules and therefore has no game because he's a little puss.
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Get the Eric mug.Eric always thinks he’s black. He thinks he’s a playboy but he’s really just gay. He’s the perfect gay bff you’ll ever meet.
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Get the Eric mug.Definition of a whore. Usually works as a stripper or in a convienent store. Erica's are also known as home wreckers.
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Get the Erica mug.Hypocritical, anorexic roommate who likes boys but tries to pretend he doesn't by constantly surrounding himself with the opposite sex. He even stalks them, but he always chooses the ugliest of the ugly to obsess over thus proving his homosexuality. He also constantly watches VH1 and Brothers and Sisters. It is a requirement for Eric to dress up for the simplest occasion such as eating at the 88. He likes to watch his roommates at night and touch their arm. We hope this is all he touches but we fear it isn't.
Goodness! You're such an Eric, standing over me at night dressed up and watching me with Brothers and Sisters on the TV and your penis in your hand and saying you aren't doing any of that.
I can't believe you locked your door this weekend! You're such an Eric!
You didn't eat any of your sandwich from lunch and left it sitting by the trash can. What are you, an Eric?!!
I can't believe you locked your door this weekend! You're such an Eric!
You didn't eat any of your sandwich from lunch and left it sitting by the trash can. What are you, an Eric?!!
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