Dylan is the most awesome girl you'll ever meet. She has an AMAZING skill at everything she does. She is just honestly the most perfect human out there. If you don't find a Dylan (as a girl) then what are you doin' with yo life bud?
by dylanISwayBETTERthanyolife June 16, 2018
He has a tiny penis and loves to rape children and is a registered sex offender he loves to stick rhino dick in his mouth he always watches dog and furry porn he stinks like dick cheese and has a 10 pack of abs
by Poop toucher 780 January 3, 2020
I wish I was dylan Ross
by Iamblocked112 April 28, 2016
Dylan’s a chill nice dude that could be funny at Times mostly cringey.
With a dick as short as my thumb
We all know claudia wants him
He’s a very loyal friend, do t betray him or brake his heart. He tried to see the best of people. He probably likes mayrim as Stefan says which is daddy af but that’s another definition.
With a dick as short as my thumb
We all know claudia wants him
He’s a very loyal friend, do t betray him or brake his heart. He tried to see the best of people. He probably likes mayrim as Stefan says which is daddy af but that’s another definition.
by WhitnallMS July 1, 2018
A boy that will steal your heart. doesn't look very hot at first, but all the girls like him. mysterious. a player, but not obnoxis. has the sweetest smile. used to skate a lot, but quit. not really a specific style, plays lots of sports, but not a jock; is popular, but not a prep; skates(?) but not a skater. a good flirt, and takes your breath away by just looking at him. a good hugger.
by kaylaeatsyerface February 16, 2010
One of the other columbine shooters.
WEAPONRY:
Sawed off, double barrel shotgun.
TEC-DC9, Sling attached.
Several bombs.
EXTERIOR:
Black baseball cap.
Black circular glasses (Temporary)
Black trenchcoat (Temporary)
Black duffel bag (Temporary)
Tactical cargos.
Tactical boots.
Black shirt with WRATH on it.
Black suspenders, maybe rig?
since I already put the timeline on the one for eric harris, i'm not gonna put it on here. You go find that yourself, i'm too tired to copy and paste it.
WEAPONRY:
Sawed off, double barrel shotgun.
TEC-DC9, Sling attached.
Several bombs.
EXTERIOR:
Black baseball cap.
Black circular glasses (Temporary)
Black trenchcoat (Temporary)
Black duffel bag (Temporary)
Tactical cargos.
Tactical boots.
Black shirt with WRATH on it.
Black suspenders, maybe rig?
since I already put the timeline on the one for eric harris, i'm not gonna put it on here. You go find that yourself, i'm too tired to copy and paste it.
by Dylan_Klebold1999 March 8, 2022
A member of The Pretty Committee from the famous The Clique books by Lisi Harrison. She has curly red hair and loves to eat. She is always on different kinds of diets because she thinks she's fat even though she is a size 2. She thinks farts and burps are funny and often burps words to loosen tension between her group and make everyone laugh. Her mother is Merri-Lee Marvil, the host of the Daily Grind, the number one talk show in America. Her style is: anything that looks good and makes her look thinner.
Massie Block: Ehmagawd! You're on ANOTHER diet? What happened to the last one?
Dylan Marvil: It didn't let me eat anything but cabbages. ew
Claire Lyons: Why are you always on so many diets? You're so skinny!!
Dylan Marvil: The question is, how are YOU so skinny when all you eat are gummies! Maybe that should be my next diet... hmm...
Massie and Claire roll their eyes
Dylan Marvil: It didn't let me eat anything but cabbages. ew
Claire Lyons: Why are you always on so many diets? You're so skinny!!
Dylan Marvil: The question is, how are YOU so skinny when all you eat are gummies! Maybe that should be my next diet... hmm...
Massie and Claire roll their eyes
by Hidis July 16, 2011