Dutch Mudbath

A sex act involving three men in which one man receives anal while performing oral while the man receiving oral defecates into his hand and smears it on the back of the receptive partner.

Would you two handsome gentlemen care to join me in a dutch mudbath?

by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016

Dutch Oven

When some one, say a friend lifts up the bed sheets of there friend and farts under the sheets than traps the smell in there. It is meant to be deadly and able to kill.

Ewww that Dutch Oven was vile.

by Sex-On-Legs December 19, 2016

Dutch Echo

We someone farts and you immediately fart back.

When Steve farted, I was lucky enough to have a fart ready and was able to pull off a "Dutch Echo".

by bizfinty July 24, 2012

Dutch Meinema

Wanking more then then 20 times within a week.

"I pulled a Dutch Meinema last week, Now penis feels like it is going to fall off."

by iPittyTheHero February 26, 2014

Dutch Briefcase

That horrible moment, when you hold your fart, until you reach the bathroom, and forget to drop your pants, before letting loose. The smell then proceeds to follow the person out of the room, as if it their pants was a briefcase, hence the name.

Girl: Oh god, what's that stink?
Guy: 'Oh shit, I musta Dutch Briefcased in the bathroom...'

by PhoenixGamer13 December 7, 2011

Dutch Navy

Similar to a dutch rudder, except the boatsmen form an unbroken circle. Each member of the navy holds their own penis as well as the formarm of the seaman to the right of them and operate their rudder by moving their hand up and down. One member must be appointed "rear-admiral", and it is their responsibility to call out "1-2-3, row!" to guide the masturbation.

We had a 10 man Dutch Navy going on last night when the Rear Admiral called out, "FIRE THE TORPEDOES!"

by Big Dick Danielson December 9, 2012

Pennsylvania Dutch

Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.

Another violent crime against a white person. The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows he was Pennsylvania Dutch.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 17, 2022