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Dumpalumpagus

I wouldn't go in the bathroom, I just took a dumpalumpagus, and it smells like a prehistoric swamp in there. I swear, I think I saw a pterodactyl circling the toilet.
by Kenosha Joe August 1, 2012
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dump clock

When you go into a public restroom that people are lining up waiting to use. You have to keep an eye on the dump clock. If someone runs over their allotted time, you bust the door down and scold them about minding the dump clock.
Bill - I have to go take a dump.

Bobby - Keep an eye on the dump clock.

*an hour passes"

Bobby rushes into Bill's stall and busts down the door - "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the dump clock?"
by Swig swig swigless March 26, 2013
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Dump Miscarriage

When you get on the toilet ready to take a dump and end up just farting.
"I was so mad yesterday when I got up to take a dump and it ended up just being a dump miscarriage"
by Stubs7996 April 3, 2013
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dumpegation

having someone else do your work and telling everyone you are delegating the work, when you really are just too stupid to do it
A supervisor has a subordinate do a particular job (that part is OK) but then says he does not even need to know anything about it. the real problem is that the supervisor does not have the skills to do the job, so he says it is below him. He dumps the work and calls it delegation. Jerry used his skills of dumpegation to make sure he did not have to do any work this week. Really, he looks like a fool because everyone knows he just does not have a clue
by Francis the wise(ass) January 24, 2014
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dummy fucked

you just straight up fucked. good luck gettin out of this one fam.
"Hey did you study for the History final?"
"No dude, I'm dummy fucked for this test."
by viewsssssss May 19, 2016
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dumpasoraus

A dump that you know is going to be absolutely massive you name it after a dinosaur
Hey charlotte come and check out this huge dumpasoraus that I just took
by Crems April 23, 2016
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dummy fried

"i smoked three bowls and i'm dummy fried"
by stonerrrrrrchic February 23, 2017
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