sleepy drunk 

When youre so so tired you act kinda drunk, even tho you had no drinks at all.

You say stuff that make no sense and sometimes dont even remember you said it.

Dani: so yesterday you answered my text saying "my my girl?" Like wtf was that?
Larry: Really??? I had no idea, im sorry. I guess i was sleepy drunk...

sleepy drunk by shrekie<3panda April 3, 2010

one eye open drunk 

Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.

I'm one eye open drunk and feeling pretty great about it.

one eye open drunk by Wordsmithin June 20, 2017

Happy Drunk

A person whom one enjoys being around when intoxicated.
If someone is funny, they are usually funnier as a happy drunk.
The opposite of an angry drunk.
Happy drunks tend to talk a LOT and are impossible to shut up.

Guy: "dude, that brunette chick from last night rocked!"
Other Guy: "Yeah man, she's such a happy drunk, it's awesome!"

Happy Drunk by erkdoodle January 20, 2009

Base Drunk 

A drunk applied before the main drinking of the day. Typically applied in the mid-afternoon, it allows for an easier to attain and more sustainable drunk later in the day. Can also be used to save money at expensive bars.

Hey man, want to lay down a base drunk before the party tonight?

Base Drunk by GregDDC October 9, 2008

Dave Drunk 

Dave Drunk occurs when you have consumed alcohol to the point that you can no longer maintain the slightest level of social interaction. Common with anyone named Dave. Cause can be associated to actions such as chugging a bottle of Fireball.

Dave: Dude, what happened last night, I woke up on in my room with my boots on. Last I remember is nose diving into the fire.
Friend: After you tried to burn yourself alive we drug you to bed by the ankles. You were Dave Drunk, again.

Dave Drunk by beersforyou February 11, 2010

Cock Drunk 

A state of mind which the affected person has been reduced to a tipsy, drunk, groggy, like mentality but the cause and main focus of the individual is cock. It can be considered an altered state, achieved via intense desire, actual intoxication, or be hypnotically induced

The state can be achieved by looking at, thinking about, or even being in close context with the cock(s) in question.

I cant stop staring at iittt fuck, mmmm your cock looks so yummmy fuckkk heh I'm so fucking cock drunk god I need it

Cock Drunk by Cultic Terror July 17, 2023

do not drunk dial list

similiar to the do not call list, the do not drunk list is a list that one makes on thier personal phone. it can be stored or just committed into memory.

This list is people who you have said that you will not call when you are drinking. adversly, the same list includes the same people that you will not answer phone calls feom when you have been drinking.

This list most commonly includes:
parents
partner or ex's

Paroll officers
that sketchball who always calls you to see where the good parties are

1: hey joe, i think ur phone is ringing.

2: yup it is, but its my ex.

1: so? arent u gonna answer it?

2: nope, shes on the do not drunk dial list.
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1: i think im gonna call stacey.

2: u really shouldnt, you said no matter what, you were gonna put her on youre do not drunk dial list.

1: good call, take my phone for me bro.

do not drunk dial list by fatguylittlecoat October 24, 2009