5 Deuce

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by 5deucenigga January 25, 2009

Deuce

(1)
an approximate measure of 200 pounds
(2)
to defecate (as in doing a 'number two')
(3)
one of the four number 2 cards in a standard deck of playing cards

(1)
- How much you figure that chunky chicka what our boy got with was?
- Damn, she HAD to be a deuce, deuce n' a dime
(2)
- Dude, we've got to pull over, I've had to drop a deuce since Hoboken!
(3)
Seeng that deuce on the river was nice, it made my straight!

by whiskymack September 22, 2005

Deuces Fecum

1: When a lawyer poops while reading, preferably in a suit.

2: The art of defecating and billing a client simultaneously.

Right before the deposition, Eric had to deliver a Deuces Fecum to the men's room.

by soxfan09 March 16, 2010

The Angry Deuceman

When your pissed off Italian friend farts and snores in his sleep.

Frank lost some $$ in A.C. and decided to give his buddies The Angry Deuceman.

by Billy Crystal August 12, 2003

Boost the Deuce

The dropping of a crucial Deuce; release of a tempermental stool or stools.

Chuck Norris had to Boost the Deuce, thus leaving the world in ashes.
Vin Diesel boosts a deuce much greater than that of Chuck Norris' deuce that he had previously boosted.

by Tay-Lan February 4, 2006

nine deuce

An affirmative response to a question or action. Similar phrase to the 70's era affirmation, "right on!"

Guy A says: "This party rocks!"
Guy B agrees and says: "Nine deuce."

by vertical smile September 6, 2005

chuckin the deuce

This refers to throwing your feces

Deuces = number 2 = going "number 2" in the bathroom

I was chuckin the deuce in the bathroom.

by JESSizzle12342 November 17, 2010