Donald Trump

Jamie: I just read that Donald Trump is 6'2". Cool, huh?

Ned: Oh wow, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
Jamie: I didn't know shit could run for president.
by Low-risk Hobbies April 27, 2016
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The only president that has the brain of a squirrel. If u meet Donald Trump, run away as fast as u can. U will probably be very scared of this orange.
Guy #1 "Donald Trump just one the election"

Guy #2 "I know the United States is doomed"
by Fluffupaws1377 June 16, 2017
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The worst person in the world we should build a wall around him so we can't ruin our country what a dumbass Donald trumps can be.
Who is Donald Trump we should just kick him out of class because he just being such a Donald Trump build a wall against him him that will help
by SimplyMaid 👙👙 March 01, 2017
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A cumshot that should've been swallowed.
Donald Trump is a Fuckwit
by Fapmaster97 March 14, 2016
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An racist asshole that 50% of America dislikes.
"Donald Trump is so racist!"

"You can't make the world a better place with orange skin!" - Micheal Trapson 2016
by Lil hater💁 March 07, 2017
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An egomaniacle, chauvinistic, xenophobic, shit stain that made a different campaign promise nearly everyday until enough morons bought his load of bullshit that he could make it into office and give all of his rich freinds positions of political power so they can change laws to favor their own businesses. Easily identified by his baby hands, ridiculous orange hairpiece, and mouth that looks like a dogs asshole right before it takes a big shit. Well-known for establishing a fake college to rip-off hard working americans trying to better their lives and having diarrhea of the mouth. Also known to sexually assault women whenever he feels like it. The worst example of a human with a personality disorder there is. The next president of the United States.
Oh no! Donald trump will be the next president!? Everyone who isn't in the top one percent is fucked.
by 99 percenter December 14, 2016
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I swear, if Donald Trump becomes president, I'm gonna move out of this country. Possibly even out of this world, to the moon or whatever.
by Peridot Dorito January 06, 2016
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