Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
Get the Why did the condom cross the road?mug. When expected to win a game (such as Poker, Chess or Fortnite), with little chance of loss, "doing a Chunky" refers to situations where the expected winner makes a catastrophic mistake and loses the game.
Bob should have won that Poker competition last night, but he "did a Chunky" instead, and lost as he needed an excessively long toilet break
by Chhalcome March 6, 2023
Get the Did a Chunkymug. by thekidthatsuckt April 25, 2022
Get the did you eat my hamburger chhees bruger waprermug. Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"
Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"
Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."
Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"
Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."
Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
Get the How did he get the gun?mug. by QUACKITY S1mp October 26, 2020
Get the Debbie did itmug. Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016
Get the Why did you look this up?mug. I was one of the ppl thinking I have to show of the definition of my name from Urban dictionary it seems to be a cringe move and I'm sorry
look at him, putting "I did the urban dictionary name thing im sorry!!!" in his story, he deserves to die
by yung_cringelord November 25, 2021
Get the i did the urban dictionary name thing im sorry!!!mug.