I’m diamond 1

A phrase used to describe someone who has extreme skill in something

*Aiden bowls a strike*

Aiden: I’m diamond 1

by urbandictuser123 September 17, 2023

Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

Grave robbing

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023

Diamond Birthday

When you have Down Syndrome and are Turning 21.

Guy 1 - Hey Dude. Did you get the invite to Arik Ancelin's Diamond Birthday Banger? Guy 2 - No man.. How did you get one? Guy 1 - I am an advocate for the Down Syndrome Community!

by extra21 July 3, 2023

Steven Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Diamond Universe

The full name of popular character "Steven Universe" from the show of the same name & "Steven Universe: Future"

A: hey, what's steven universe's full name?
B: It's Steven Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Diamond Universe. idiot.

by Quackiduck July 14, 2023

Diamond Block House

An object that is very valuable, but is very pointless and/or overpriced.

Did Jake tell you about how he got those new 300 dollar airpods?

Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.

by Whalosaur July 15, 2023

Devil's Diamonds

Hitting a chop bowl with thc shatter or diamonds added.

man I'm fucked up after hitting the devil's diamonds

by Swagmoder July 22, 2023

Goron's Diamond

When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.

"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."

"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."

by mcinmosh July 29, 2023