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David is the cutest man alive. He got that 8 inch dick, and his body count is 1500+. Don't ask how I know that though...
Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen
David by sleepy 🙈 January 6, 2023
Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
Did you hear? David just jumped the border!
David by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023
Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
Did you hear? David just jumped over the school fence!
David by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023
David is a man that will always have one foot in your heart and one foot out the door. A David is not lazy and will always go out of their way to help others. He has a clean home and his car always looks nice. The only issue with David is that he will not ever commit to one woman in his life. He may tell you that he will commit to you but a David has wandering ways and will not hesitate to act . Only date a David if you understand the risks and are willing to live that out.
David dresses so well and has a nice car but he's never with his wife...
David by MissPotato39 January 21, 2023
David is the best person you'll ever meet. They are so kind, sweet and caring, and make you feel loved all the time. They give amazing hugs and make you feel better instantly. They try to help with everything, and always do great things for other people. They are very excitable and have the vibes of a golden retriever. They love everyone and will tell people how incredible they are constantly <33
"Who's that?"
"David, the nicest guy in the world <33"
David by Randoguythatlikespeople January 21, 2023