ding

to knee someone in the side of the leg effectivlly giving them a charlie horse

Fuck that asshole dinged me

by Cameron March 21, 2004

ding

Mostly from northeastern United States.

1.) Means thing, aka see: ting.

2.) Also, word used to describe a small dent in a car.

1.) Hey, did yooos see dat ding out dere, it was a UFO and Elvis was driving!

2.) Did your car get damaged much? No, it's just got a ding in it.

by spinxcat August 6, 2004

dingaring

1.the ability to tune ones flatulance
2.a tuned flatulant

That sombitch dingaringed his butt to the national anthem!

by j F-mont January 30, 2008

ding

ding is a word that u say when u see a cripple or something stupid happens

one time i went to apple bees and screamed ding at the ppl in there

by air-bear is me February 24, 2008

dingal douch

When you poop your pants and don't feel it and it drys.

He had a dingal douch and didn't find out till we got to the movies.

by andrew r bryant April 15, 2008

Ding Ma Line

get someone to ring you

1.Im Goingg Out Ding Ma Line
2.Okok Ill Ring Yhu Later

1.Im Going Out Ring Me
2.Okay Ill Ring Yhu

by Kayteh'Bubsz :] May 23, 2008

ding, ding

1. The sound a person emits after partaking in the process of smoking marijuana, indicating how incredibly baked the individual is. Often followed by some illogical statement involving oven mitts and burnt cookies and much laughter.

1. Micah: Ding, ding!
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)

by TrickerTim December 18, 2008