Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

Dildo duck

A woman who can’t get enough dick in a week. She walks around fucking every guy like he’s offered her a loaf of bread.

Kim is such a dildo duck I gave her a bite of my sandwich cause I knew she’d give me some after that!

by Ridickulouschick March 21, 2019

Dildo

It's literally just a plastic penis that girls use for pleasure.

ITS A FUCKING PLASTIC PENIS

Your mom uses a dildo
haha jk

by idkwhoiambut...hereiam March 18, 2020

dildo penis asshole nigger

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.

Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!

by mnikkrhipwo3iu451 November 30, 2024

34 dildos

Something only a Taylee would have in the room all over her walls

Taylee why do u have 34 dildos ?

by Taco12344321 January 22, 2018

Iowa dildo

When a cob of corn is used as a dildo

I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday

by Big man Big Balls June 10, 2024

Dildo

Big rubber schlong

1: did you see that dildo
2: u mean a big rubber schlong

by Weiner man10w0389201 December 24, 2022