NATIONAL BOY BESTFRIEND DAY 

National Boy Bestfriend day is on November 19th, go appreciate your boy bestfriends and hang out with them more.

Boy bestfriend: why are you hanging out with me so much today?
You: because it’s National Boy Bestfriend day :)

NATIONAL BOY BESTFRIEND DAY by BESTFRIEND DAYS October 24, 2019

national dick sucking day 

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho

ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"

national dick sucking day by yrfavho April 11, 2017

National Hoe Day 

June 14th marks National Hoe Day. This is dedicated to all the hoes out there. PSA: THE BIGGER THE HOOP THE BIGGER THE HOE! Wear the biggest hoops you got.

“Hey, did you know today is National Hoe Day”
“Yeah, I’m wearing my biggest hoops!”

National Hoe Day by linglingg June 16, 2018

Homework Day 

A holiday observed by students worldwide on the last day of a break, when all work assigned are not done yet due to procrastination. Students with senioritis may refuse to observe this holiday.

Today is Homework Day, but I'm not gonna do any work because I'm a senior. I will be playing Doodle Jump all day because I need to stop being a Doodle Scrub.

Homework Day by Chenimal January 3, 2010

National Rape Day 

A terrible ‘holiday’ that doesn’t exist, usually celebrated solely for an excuse to do gross things to people.

“Sexual harassment has really been more prevalent on National Rape Day, hasn’t it?”

“Yeah. This is so gross that I bet these people breathe shit instead of oxygen.

National Rape Day by broiledeggs April 4, 2021

Dominion Day 

The former name of Canada Day. Dominion Day is a commemoration day of the granting of national status in various Commonwealth countries. Dominion Day was the name of the holiday commemorating the formation of Canada as a Dominion on 1 July 1867. Dominion Day was changed to Canada Day on October 27th, 1982.

Bob: Happy Dominion Day, eh?
Larry: What decade are you from? It's Canada Day now, eh?
Bob: The name change was stupid. Happy Dominion Day!

Dominion Day by Tout fille Canadian July 3, 2011

Freeza Day 

Before Planet Vegeta, a saiyan planet, was destroyed, the Galactic Emperor, Freeza took it over, and replaced the universal holiday, Christmas, with a holiday that was completely focused on himself. (Originated from TFS's DBZA series)

Nappa: "Hey Vegeta?"
Vegeta: "What is it, Nappa?"
Nappa: "Happy Freeza Day!"

Freeza Day by SatanReincarnate May 3, 2018