crustytoetina

my friend is crustytoetina

hi crustytoetina

by imwatchingyouuuuUUUUuuu April 10, 2024

crusty daddy

When you masturbate, let it dry, then fuck with the crusty dick

Last night this girl and I did the crusty daddy

by Odysseus Pemberton April 25, 2024

Crusty for Jesus

Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.

When a spenkwich is sad, he gets crusty for Jesus

by Fingaboi1996 May 7, 2024

Crosty

Crossfaded

Being high and drunk

"Yo John, you coming to the party tonight? We getting crosty tonight."

by blamingsatire June 18, 2024

Crusty Goon

The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.

My room was such a crusty goon this morning.

by J0LLY July 1, 2024

crusty the cat

a chuck e cheese character that was made in 1977 and replaced by this stupid ass purple obese monster

crusty the cat is just better than Mr munch

by 1#crustyfan November 14, 2024

Crusty

A slang used to describe something weird or unusual.

Example 1:

Jamal: In our school the plates are just plates with no edges.
Mats: Bro, that's crusty!

Example 2:

Jamal: Woah! why does he sit on his roof instead of the balcony?
Carl: I think he likes the view better from up there.
Jamal: Damn, that's crusty!

Example 3:

Bob: Do you see what I see?

Ronald: Haha, is that guy swimming with his feet first?

Bob: I think so, but why is it working?

Ronald: I don't know, but it's really crusty!

by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025