ICE CREAM SANDWHICH

Ejaculating into the top of a black women's ass and letting it drip down her asscrack.

Dude Beyonce is so fine brah I wish i could tap that ass and then give her and "Ice Cream Sandwhich"

by The Dave13 June 25, 2009

Ice Cream Sandwich

When two gay black dudes both skeet on each-others torsos, then keep going, smearing the cream between themselves until it gets cold and sticky, resembling the black cookies with ice cream in the middle.

Gay black guy 1: So what do you wanna do tonight?

Gay black guy 2: Lets try an ice cream sandwich.

by reddit12 December 12, 2013

creamaholic

Somebody who fucking loves cream.

Pamela Anderson, you're a creamaholic; you should see a doctor... a naughty doctor.

by Creamahol December 13, 2007

Custard Cream

The most infamous of party pranks. A custard cream is where you and a group of friends pin down another party goer and insert a custard cream biscuit into their rectum. Often followed by duck taping over the cavity to make sure it is secure.

Did you hear about John?
Yeah apparently he got custard creamed last night

by J_Hop May 2, 2016

cream

1. v.nt. to ejaculate in general, or specifically, in one's underwear, on one's face, or elsewhere.

2. n. euphamism for semen (along with cum, jizz, gravy, spooge, nectar, &c. ad nauseam)

1. The tit-flick got me so turned on I creamed my shorts.

2. Michael swallowed all of Bill's tasty cream.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

Cold Stone Creamery

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.

"We'll see you back tomorrow teehee!"

by Carl H. October 4, 2006

boston cream pie

a delicious treat that comes in either holeless doughnut form or pie form, it consists of a slightly sweet breadlike substance topped with chocolate cream and filled with a custard

I got a boston cream pie at dunkin' donuts then got smashed a pie like boston cream pie on your mom's face

by euphemism April 9, 2005