come

A word that stupid people laugh at when they have just discovered the meaning of cum.

Person: He's coming from over there.

Stupid teenage girl: lolorz 1he said come!1 1 !!

by Prof. Goldman December 2, 2010

Comedyshortsgamer

Comedyshortsgamer's real name is Deji. He was born in Britain with Nigerian heritage. He is a hilarious and entertaining youtuber with a brother named Olajide (aka KSI).

Comedyshortsgamer is my favorite YouTuber.

by Youtube24/7 June 17, 2018

Great Comebacks

A great come back is something that is said to purposely piss off, humiliate, or sadden the person you are saying it to. Some people often try to create good comebacks that absolutely suck saggy nipples. Like for instance if someone were to say "You are gay!" you would not want to just say to them "I know you are but what am I?" Because the answer to that question is that you infact are a homosexual (not literally mind you) just mentally. Another common BAD comeback is "I Am What I eat" ok so lets just create a scenario, Bob has just called Timothy a Vagina. I am what I eat would not work quite well with this because it would ultimately mean that Timothy is a Vagina, who eats... vagina. The key to a great comeback is originality. If done properally the victim that you have just "Verbally Bitch Slapped" will have nothing else left to say or do either than piss their pants or come up with a lame comeback.

(Note this is a AOL conversation, though screenames are not used to protect Identities)
Gay Max: well, i started project lama lama dingdong
Me: Is that what you kids call masturbating these days?

Or perhaps one that is intentionally meant to hurt someone, then you just through it right back in their filthy face!

Gay Max: I think you smell
Me: Good, now that we are being honest with eachother I think your the biggest faggot that has every step foot on this planet so commonly reffered to as EARTH
(Now watch closely)
Gay Max: i dont car
(He cares so much that he has indeed not followed the proper grammar techniques such as capitalize the I for himself and place an e at the end of car to make it car*e. What will he do next?)
Gay Max signed off at 5:37:01 PM.
(That pussy will sign off before you roast him again!)

by Jimmy Asshole and the Choclate Starfish June 26, 2004

comearound

n. something someone says when they don't have a comeback, usually blurted out without any thought, makes the speaker feel like an idiot afterwards.

Nice comearound...

by Tess Scape March 8, 2011

Come Up

To snag someone who is more attractive, more successful, and/or richer than you.

Stacy was just a bartender at Applebee's when she met that basketball player. She snagged the ultimate come up.

by Sidewinder01 September 19, 2012

Anti-Comment

When a person comments on someone else's profile, and then rapidly deletes it. Leaving the other person to wonder what was said and why it was deleted. Soon causing them to spiral into insanity.

Sometimes used to simply infuriate the other person, resulting in an "Anti-Comment War", in which both people proceed to comment on multiple things on the other's profile, only to rapidly delete them. Leaving the other person feeling dissatisfied and irritated.

John Smith commented on your status

*Person investigates this new comment, filled with curiosity*

NOTHING.

"Oh he did NOT just leave me an Anti-Comment!!"

by Ramses' Chin October 19, 2009

Cammers

An Extreamly Attractive Person,

Oh That Cammers, I Definitly Would

by Robert12 March 29, 2009