the closet is glass

is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.

"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."

by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023

Closet Creeper

A closet creeper is an sexual confused person. They normally will act heterosexual around peers, and often brag on the women or men that they have relationships with. Once alone, they have the total obligation to search for a partner who will give them they gay fantasy that they desire. A guy who is a closet creeper, will date multiple women, not his race and pay them for gay sexual favors done to him, kind of like a secret agreement. The woman normally complies if the price is right, and refers the creeper to her other friends.

Keisha, sorry that I was late, I was with my CC (Closet Creeper), he came by for the usual service and to drop off my payment.

by Groovious February 9, 2019

closet karen

A person that acts like a karen in private areas or does things passive aggressively to get their way instead of being full on in public

“that lady gave me an angry look when i said i supported the protests”
“in public she acts perfectly fine but in private she’s such a closet karen about how i am”

by the_medium_waffle September 8, 2020

closet commando

Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member

John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando

by Rook May 20, 2024

Closet-Kink

The act of being kinky only when no one else is around.

Jessica Alba was a Closet-Kink because she kept her handcuffs in a lockbox under her bed.

by Grizzly Gaddis March 10, 2011

closet lebanese

A term used to describe a closet lesbian.

Steve: Did you see Sarah wearing that tie?
Jason: Yeah. She is definitely a closet lebanese.

by Polak Power November 22, 2011

the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023