if theres a town clock in your town, no doubt you can catch them hanging under it at any given moment. They dont necissarily need to be smoking cigarettes, but they may ask you for one if you get too close.
by The Feelgoods May 2, 2018
Get the clock warriormug. Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.
by Blue Collared July 1, 2011
Get the Clock blockmug. by Potatocheespart June 12, 2018
Get the Clockmug. John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.
by CallousedCalcium December 12, 2016
Get the Clock Spidermug. When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.
by JungleNugget May 22, 2016
Get the Clock Blockedmug. by TeamClockIt March 4, 2025
Get the Half Clock Itmug. When a person, usually your spouse or in-law, tries to pin you down to a certain time even though they know certain aspects are out of your control and they are pretty aware you will be not arriving when they want you to.
After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
Wife: So what time will you be home tonight?
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm
The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm
The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
by Thejuice April 9, 2013
Get the Clock-Noosemug.