Chinese Food Vagina

When your vagina has a chinese food scent. This is common when a chinese man has sexual intercourse with a non asian female in the hot tub.

Ping did this girl in the hot tub and her vagina smelt like fried rice and cat for the next 3 years... this is a classic case of Chinese Food Vagina

by Brian Masucci November 4, 2010

Chinese Piledriver

Noung, (Chi-Neez Pile-Drive-Er) The act of performing a "69" (Mutual Simultaneous Oral sex) whilst standing up, holding the woman upside down as she performs fllatio. Moments before orgasm the male slides the woman down, sitting on her face, thus shoving her nose into his stinky cum-button.

Pat gave Matt a chinese piledriver for his birthday

by Yeehaw January 20, 2004

Chinese Penguin

1)a mystery until solved.
2)a very special drink made with DiSorano Amaretto and other secret ingredients.

1) He vanished like the Chinese Penguin.
2) pour me a Chinese Penguin, fool.

by jonny fantastik August 26, 2003

Chinese Russian Fire Drill

A party game, typically found at co-ed teen and college age parties. Upon "Chinese Russian fire drill" being called, participants (everyone at the party) remove and exchange their shirts with another person as quickly as possible.

Partygoer: "Chinese Russian fire drill!"
*everyone swaps shirts*

by Nick_13 September 23, 2007

chinese drywall inspection

Refers to an extensive STD test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected sex with a wide array of risky partners. Implies that the person seeking the STD test has had way too much risky sex with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.

Bob - "I got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."

by EyesDonkeyMonkey February 17, 2010

chinese menu

Being able to pick and choose what you want; to substitute one thing for another of your preference.

In the movie Bad Santa, Marcus (Tony Cox) is trying to negotiate with Gin ( Mac) who has the upper hand in the deal. Marcus tells Gin he can have half the money they get, but no merchandise. Gin yells at him and tells him that it's no chinese menu.

01:03:05 Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.

01:03:07 No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the ...

01:03:10 This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff.

01:03:12 I tell you how it's gonna be.

01:03:15 This is pricks fix.

by mikeyjewels June 27, 2016

Inverted Chinese Yo Yo

A sexual position where a man is seated and he takes a women and turns her upside down where her head is facing his dick. He then forces her to deep throat him and he then spins her around while she is deep throating him

a variation of a blowjob

I had the best inverted chinese yo yo yesterday. better than a normal blow job

by Kyle the Ginger December 28, 2009