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Candy Ass

someone who isn't motivated by anything, and refuses to do the slightest amount of work, challenge, or anything that pushes them out of their comfort zone. Most of united states is plauged by candy asses and their shocking poor ethics.

They would rather just sit on the TV and eat candy when they come home from school than doing a sport or acting for drama and do their homework. They just sleep on their weekends instead of doing community service. They give up really easily and dont push themselves. Its very very very very sad.
John is throwing a tantrum about having homework for chemistry that requires two hours of studying: he is a prominent example of a candy ass. He will get nowhere in life.

Greg argues with his mother on Halloween while his brother Harry is trick-or-treating, and Greg eats all of his Reeses and butterfingers while giving him raisins and carrot sticks. Greg is such a candy ass, and needs to be kicked in the ass.
by partyrockstar222 September 7, 2012
mugGet the Candy Assmug.

ass candy

Someone who is otherwise their bosses minion or piss boy. A yes man.
Can also behave like an ass bucket or ass rachet.
Dave just repeats what his boss Joe says and does. Dave is Joe's ass candy!
by SrTim May 4, 2006
mugGet the ass candymug.

candy ass

a pussy, a pansy, a bitch, a person who doesnt have the balls to do shit,

in other words being a swathi
man u candy ass bietch, u a muthafucking swathi
by ravi the poser September 14, 2006
mugGet the candy assmug.

Candy Thang

A female that is so attractive that u would more than likely taste that thang.Now she can't be just o.k. nor decent, thats a "Candy Thing",a "Candy Thang" is fine ,but doesn't need to be a Red Bone but most Candy Thangs are.
dat long-haired thick red bone iz dat "Candy Thang"
by R.E.B.E.L.S. April 8, 2009
mugGet the Candy Thangmug.

sunday candy

Sunday Candy is the sweet sex you get Sunday night before you have to start your week. It gets you through the week and makes your Monday a little easier.
"Babe, I really don't want to go to work tomorrow, can I get some Sunday Candy?
by Datmyshit December 15, 2015
mugGet the sunday candymug.

candy ass

by buzby November 7, 2003
mugGet the candy assmug.

white candy

Do u want me to white candy all over you.
by Helomate October 20, 2017
mugGet the white candymug.

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