Circumpsycotica

The feeling of thinking your friends want you to cut off their penis.

Darryl: Hey man you look tense today, what's up?

Kane: Man, I think I have circumpsycotica, I keep hearing my mates ask me to cut off their penis.

Darryl: wow that's super fucked up, maybe you should cut off my penis?

Kane: wait, what?

Darryl: I said wow that's super fucked up, maybe you should see someone about that you strange cunt.

by Macgruberkent July 29, 2020

Circus seal

A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.

Ha, that bitch went down on 5 guys like a circus seal, going back and forth between them all!

by Goosey Goose August 6, 2020

circus syndrome

The feeling you get after going to the circus (or working there)

You may feel like performing crazy stunts, even if it might result in death.

"I think my kid has circus syndrome."

by Sheeptalk August 14, 2020

circle song

The best song to educate little people about how to work out area of a circle, and the best song to make anyone has a very weary feeling.

Man: Hey have you heard the Circle Song?
Other Man: Oh yes that song makes me feel weary. 😩😩😩

by Bongeeloo2 September 6, 2020

Circumsised Dick Head

Dick head (stupid, irritating, ridiculous person) with a bald head

"Thanks to circumsised dick head over here we're stuck!"

by EL JAMMO October 8, 2020

Circle Chank

The circle choke-wank (or chank) is when a group of men stand in a circle, wank off the person on the right with their right hand, and choke the person on the left with their left hand.

“Who needs a relationship with a woman, when I can circle chank with my bros.”

“Ever since my boyfriend started circle chanking with his friends, I’ve found it really hard to satisfy him.”

by generic male 68.5 January 6, 2021

Circularooloonimbus

When inserting the male genitalia into one eye socket then out the other. Make sure to aim 💦

Alright ladies it's time for the circularooloonimbus 🥵

by Skick-cone March 18, 2021