A form of government based on the idea that people who want to excel will excel, and those who do not wish to will not. It can easily be combined with democracy, though balance is needed for it to succeed, and oftentimes it can be corrupted. Though this has brought prosperity to the world not yet seen, it faces criticism from those who beleive in socialism, another effective form of government.
Capitalism: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.
Socialism: You have two cows, you work and one is taken away to be given to another who has no cows because his have died due to neglect.
Socialism: You have two cows, you work and one is taken away to be given to another who has no cows because his have died due to neglect.
by Communism doesnt work August 14, 2004
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The most famous phreak of all time, who discovered that the whistles that came in boxes of Captain Crunch cereal emitted perfect 2600 Hz tones. 2600Hz was the frequency used by Bell's switching systems to indicate a trunk being freed. By sending 2600Hz after making a call to a WATs line after they hung up, you could trick the phone network into giving you another dial tone, on which you are not charged. You could then send MF tones to dial your second (free) call. Steve Wozniac, co-founder of apple computer supposedly used this trick to prank the pope without paying anything or being at all traceable. None of this stuff works anymore, of course.
Captain Crunch whistles are now sold out of the back of 2600 magazines for $99. But they don't actually do anything anymore.
by W8Something November 6, 2004
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Believes he/she should make as much money as inhumanly possible by any means necessary--or unnecessary. Commonly followed by "pig".
Capitalists are not sympathetic to the poor because they believe that because THEY became rich, anyone can. They believe that poor people are just lazy.
Believes he/she should make as much money as inhumanly possible by any means necessary--or unnecessary. Commonly followed by "pig".
Capitalists are not sympathetic to the poor because they believe that because THEY became rich, anyone can. They believe that poor people are just lazy.
That capitalist pig!
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by C.S.Lewis January 18, 2008
Get the Shrimp Boat Captain mug.A kid who is so into Hentai that he has actually been awarder the rank of Captain of All Hentai by the Cyborg Businessman, and entrusted with coordinating the various other lesser members of the Hentai heirarchy in the school.
Once the Captain of All Hentai has been identified, the only way to stop the spread of Chaos and Tentakelporr is to address him by his rank at all times (especially while in convenience stores and while the Captain of All Hentai is stoned) so that he cannot lure anyone else into allying with Chaos, or try to sacrifice Otaku virgins to Yggdrasil Proteus and Slaanesh to try and bring his bootleg Sailor Moon porn to life or summon a Tentacle Beast or Hell-Kite. Often, the Captain of All Hentai is aided in his battle against those who think tentakelporr is disgusting by various lower-ranking Chaos Cultists, as well as Chaos Constructs including Infernal Vending Machines, Posessed Porno Mags, Chaos Crapintoshes, T-680 Terminators, Bow Freaks, and more rarely Stygian SSD Books, Bigscreen Dreadnoughts, Abyssal Arcade Consoles, and possibly the Cyborg Businessman himself.
It is thought that addressing the Captain of All Hentai by his true name works on a similar principal to using a Daemon's True Name to destroy it.
Once the Captain of All Hentai has been identified, the only way to stop the spread of Chaos and Tentakelporr is to address him by his rank at all times (especially while in convenience stores and while the Captain of All Hentai is stoned) so that he cannot lure anyone else into allying with Chaos, or try to sacrifice Otaku virgins to Yggdrasil Proteus and Slaanesh to try and bring his bootleg Sailor Moon porn to life or summon a Tentacle Beast or Hell-Kite. Often, the Captain of All Hentai is aided in his battle against those who think tentakelporr is disgusting by various lower-ranking Chaos Cultists, as well as Chaos Constructs including Infernal Vending Machines, Posessed Porno Mags, Chaos Crapintoshes, T-680 Terminators, Bow Freaks, and more rarely Stygian SSD Books, Bigscreen Dreadnoughts, Abyssal Arcade Consoles, and possibly the Cyborg Businessman himself.
It is thought that addressing the Captain of All Hentai by his true name works on a similar principal to using a Daemon's True Name to destroy it.
Me: *getting snacks at Rite-Aid*
Stefan: *stoned off his ass, sneaks up behind me* Oh, hey, what's goin on?
Me: *doesn't want to fight off another squid, thinks fast* OH HEY, CAPTAIN HENTAI! HOW'S IT GOIN, CAPTAIN HENTAI?
Gherel: *also thinks beating off to cartoons is dumb* Caaaaaaaaptain Hentai!
Zach: *laughs ass off at Stefan because Stefan has wet dreams about Sailor Moon*
Stefan: Noooooooooo! Potator! *teleports back to Blubbernaut's Dildo Emporium*
Security Guard who looks like Vanilla Ice: Hey! Did that kid just steal that tub of hand lotion?!
Security Guard who looks and sounds like the Missing Link: Yeah, he did! And look, he also took that issue of Newtype with Faye Valentine on the cover!
Fatass Cashier with a crush on me for some reason: That bastard!
Zach: Well, what do you expect? He's the Captain of All Hentai!
FIN
Stefan: *stoned off his ass, sneaks up behind me* Oh, hey, what's goin on?
Me: *doesn't want to fight off another squid, thinks fast* OH HEY, CAPTAIN HENTAI! HOW'S IT GOIN, CAPTAIN HENTAI?
Gherel: *also thinks beating off to cartoons is dumb* Caaaaaaaaptain Hentai!
Zach: *laughs ass off at Stefan because Stefan has wet dreams about Sailor Moon*
Stefan: Noooooooooo! Potator! *teleports back to Blubbernaut's Dildo Emporium*
Security Guard who looks like Vanilla Ice: Hey! Did that kid just steal that tub of hand lotion?!
Security Guard who looks and sounds like the Missing Link: Yeah, he did! And look, he also took that issue of Newtype with Faye Valentine on the cover!
Fatass Cashier with a crush on me for some reason: That bastard!
Zach: Well, what do you expect? He's the Captain of All Hentai!
FIN
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