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pit bull denial

When aggressive dog enthusiasts claim that said dogs are no more dangerous than a ____________. Insert 'witty' choice of harmless living thing or inanimate object. They attribute living conditions and abuse as the main cause for the animal's aggression.

Any dog living with a hermetic sociopath will see kids as prey. However, pit bulls, pinschers and rottweilers were BRED to be aggressive. Look it up. Most breeds are a result of breeding for utility or aesthetic purposes. It's quite interesting. If you are defending domesticated animals, you should read into it. There's a wealth of information that will lead to realistic arguments to support your cause.
The dog lady that just moved in next door has pit bull denial, she lectured me when I told her that I didn't want my kid's face ripped off:

"What does it take to make people realize that pit bulls are not more aggressive than other dogs? My pit bull is the sweetest little love muffin, and he eats all the ice cream whenever I'm lonely."
by boukisan October 3, 2008
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poo bulls eye

Attempting to clear the remaining poo in a toilet with a stream of piss. Also, 'pooseye'.
"Man, the shitter was nasty, but I hit a poo bulls eye with that beer piss and cleaned 'er right up!"
by punk8punk January 9, 2014
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Red Bull Thing

An unspoken contract to give/receive Red Bull's between two coworkers. Whenever one of them buys a Red Bull on their way to work, they will buy one for their coworker too.

There is no requirement for an equal amount of giving and receiving. The contract remains fair as long as it remains unspoken.
Ryan and I have a Red Bull thing.
by ValkoBlack November 19, 2016
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bull corny dogs

That was a bunch of bull corny dogs.
by Stefani5150 January 13, 2016
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Texan Fire bull

When you light a bull on fire in 104 degree heat and then have to ejaculate on a farmers daughter before the bull skewers you and lights them on fire.
Yo jake, I did a Texan fire bull with reberta last night
I heard the texan fire bull didn't go to well
by Jim on the beans September 11, 2019
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Bull ass shit

Don’t even hit my phone with that bull ass shit dawg.
by anasoraya May 12, 2020
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Rodeo Bull Ride

Put you're girl into doggy style, slowly pegging her. Then, lean forward, wisper another girl's name in her ear, and see how long you can hold on to the beast.
"Hey Johnny, guess what I did last night? I tried the rodeo bull ride last night! Though Beth dumped me, it was worth it!"
by SteamPunk2048 July 24, 2021
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