Brown Billy

A variation of the Wet Willy in which a person jams their finger inside of their rectum and then proceeds to wipe it on another person's ear.

Damnnnnn bro! You see that brown billy that sofia gave kyle? Disgusting....

by SourSam September 22, 2016

Brown Coolies

brown people who lick white people's ass in return of some fame or money

budbak : man these indian people smell like curry and they shit on the streets all the time, i hate being an indian
chad : budbak you're just one of those brown coolies, go lick some white asses

by brokeworse July 15, 2022

Poop in a brown

Something to say to break a silence at any point in time.

*awkward silence*
"Poop in a brown"

by oofer doofer January 14, 2021

Brown-Balled

Ass fucked. Literally or figuratively.

Peter brown-balled me good last night. I’m still gaping.

The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

brown walk

The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.

I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.

by khaytsus April 15, 2010

brown hawaii

When you take a crap so massive it grows up out of the water like the islands of Hawaii.

Dude, I just created a Brown Hawaii! Don't go into the men's room for a while!

by Dizzy G. October 8, 2013

Brown Healer

shitting your pants on the golf course

Person 1 : Where did bob go?
Person 2: He just had a brown healer after that hole in one

by MontourGolf22222 February 8, 2023