A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018
Get the Bed and Breakfast Specialmug. (of a woman): To sleep with a man (then have breakfast afterward, hence the term) for some material gain, usually some sort of inside or confidential information not publicly known.
Not to be mistaken with prostitution in usual sense. In this case the payment is not monetary and the quid pro quo aspect is not necessarily arranged beforehand though the understanding is that the sex isn't free or spontaneous.
Not to be mistaken with prostitution in usual sense. In this case the payment is not monetary and the quid pro quo aspect is not necessarily arranged beforehand though the understanding is that the sex isn't free or spontaneous.
Atty one: Wow, how you did find out the VP of finance was skimming off the deal with the state?
Atty two: I met his deputy last week and threw him a breakfast.
Atty two: I met his deputy last week and threw him a breakfast.
by valkyriebiker October 31, 2017
Get the threw him a breakfastmug. Have the girl take a huge wet shit, then start fucking her a few minutes in pull a switcharoony and stealty ram it into her butthole. Quiclky pull your dick out so that there shit all over your hog. Then give her the business claiming that she took a shit on your dink. As she says claims it was not her fault, and that she will doing anything for your forgiveness. Don't was your hog so that the shit on your dick has dried and become crusty. wait till the next morning and while she is asleep stealthly insert your dick into her oral cavity.
by The Tiger Legit King February 12, 2008
Get the Crusty Breakfast Burritomug. The offering of oral sex to a member of the intellectually superior, large-penised nationality in hopes of acquiring additional intelligence and/or larger genitalia.
by NBF1 September 25, 2010
Get the Norwegian Breakfastmug. by krtbnsn May 28, 2010
Get the Surgeon General's Breakfastmug. When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it.
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented
by Srdjan April 30, 2008
Get the English Breakfast Teamug. Similar to dingleberry stew; the chuck berry breakfast consists of human feces slathered in pancake syrup and butter served on a hot pane of glass. Favorite morning time meal of legendary R&B musician Chuck Berry. See Cold Carl.
"This chuck berry breakfast is chock full o' nuts."
"My lady was constipated so she couldn't serve me a chuck berry breakfast."
"My lady was constipated so she couldn't serve me a chuck berry breakfast."
by Snapper Carr January 4, 2005
Get the chuck berry breakfastmug.