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make me breakfast 

to give head, see S my D

Champaign Breakfast 

When you jizz all over someone's cereal or toast
Hey honey, I've made you a Champaign breakfast, it's highly nutritious.

polish breakfast 

When one has a stimulant, esp speed for breakfast rather than food.
I'm wide awake now after a good Polish Breakfast.
polish breakfast by R Muir May 1, 2007

puerto rican breakfast

put a raw egg in a girls pussy and eat it out
hey some hot chick can i give you a puerto rican breakfast and she's like what is that and i said it is were a put a raw egg in your pussy and eat it out.

tokyo breakfast 

An unaired TV pilot featuring a group of Japanese people who say 'nigga!' a lot.
The stock market is one crazy nigga, nigga!
tokyo breakfast by matt February 3, 2004

a dog's breakfast 

Very simply -- Vomit.

Have you ever seen a dog eating vomit?

Usually refers to the vomit resulting from a full night's drinking, hence, being so drunk, one vomits in the street, and, being that drunk, one has usually acted very stupid throughout the evening. The phrase "A dog's breakfast" is usually attributed to the way one has acted prior to the resulting vomiting. Phrase popularized by the sit-com Kath and Kim (AUS).
Sharon was totally out of control at my bachelorette party -- she really made a dog's breakfast of herself!
a dog's breakfast by K & K FAN August 7, 2006