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Kibble in the Bowl

Used when explaining to a pet why you have to leave them and go to work
I know you don't like it when I go to work, Zeke. But I've gotta put kibble in the bowl, Zeke, kibble in the bowl.
by Don Heflin October 17, 2022
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First Bowl

Getting to be the first user of a particular public bathroom stall of the day, while it’s still clean and sanitary.
I get to work early everyday so that I can get First Bowl
by Rich Markle May 14, 2022
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Mcdonald Bowl

A Fantasy Football game named after a douchebag food lion employee. This game features the two worst teams in the league, and the loser is awarded the golden plunger, and the Toilet chair of shame!
Well its been another unlucky year of fantasy football, looks like I'll be playing in the McDonald Bowl again.
by TheLeague ofFantasyLegends December 18, 2021
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Brighton Bowl

When two very bad (shit) parties/individuals/teams come tomorrow to make a larger, even worse (shittier) collaboration.

Based on the practice of 'bowling' where two males would rub their assholes together thus making a larger shitpiece.
The Jaguars against The Jets? Why is the London NFL game always a fucking Brighton Bowl

Which bright spark chose to invite McFly and Busted to The Brighton Bowl.
by FINdiddley December 18, 2020
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Bowling milk

A sacred form of preparing milk before consumption
by Milkbowler97 December 22, 2020
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Bowling Ball

When a woman gets penetrated in all three holes like a bowling ball.
Me and the bois just bowling balled a lass yesterday

I was part of a bowling ball other day, was better than I expected
by Jambert125 November 16, 2020
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bowl rips

When you are taking a shabizer and the noise of your fart is enhanced almost like an acoustic guitar effect.
A male/female/other/and/or/both defecating farts because they are (for the moment) out of stool. Since the shape of the toilet is similar to that of an acoustic guitar, the effect is similar as if you deuce on the floor the fart will be as regular (unless usage of amplifier) but if you drop one in a hole your gasses will have a greater volume.

The term bowl rips comes from a serian man by the name of jabi
by 👁 hav a yuge phallus May 28, 2021
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