by Number2lazer March 1, 2021
Get the Blowjob mug.Listen... If you thirsty enough to pay for some dick there has to be a distinctive set of 3 rules
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜
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Why didn't I think of this?
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Why didn't I think of this?
by ZeeyonX March 9, 2021
Get the price of a blowjob mug.Boss: So this is your schedule. Lunch break 1-2, blowjob time at 2:30...
Secretary: Excuse me?
Boss: Yes, your salary includes giving me a daily blowjob, if i cum that’s $20 dollars more and if it turns into sex just prey I have a condom because I’ll fuck you hard.
Secretary: Excuse me?
Boss: Yes, your salary includes giving me a daily blowjob, if i cum that’s $20 dollars more and if it turns into sex just prey I have a condom because I’ll fuck you hard.
by cumqueenmoan May 2, 2021
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by QuacksO May 2, 2021
Get the Hooter and the Blowjob mug.1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
by happyjacks December 17, 2012
Get the Hobo Blowjob mug.When one drinks from a bottle (especially an alcoholic beverage) by hovering it above their lips and pouring it into their mouths rather than drinking it normally and placing their lips on the bottle's spout.
(as friend is seen timidly hover-pouring the drink into their mouth) What're you giving a truckstop blowjob? Put your lips around that shit!
by Testikahn December 17, 2011
Get the Truckstop blowjob mug.a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.
Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
by thai kitteh March 14, 2011
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