Blonde Mop

A blonde mop (or BM) is usually a male under the age of 16 who is long blonde hair. They can be mistaken for a girl and if the hair is bushy the blonde mop become a bushy blonde mop.

My son is a blonde mop

by Wnciakgjwigje August 23, 2019

Blonde moment

A blonde moment is like a bruh moment, but instead it being a cool and funny bruh moment, it’s where a blonde makes a dumb blonde move.

Hey Jacob, did you hear about Alyssa’s blonde moment? She thought the word “chezz” was “jizz”. What a blonde moment

by Jake Doyle August 25, 2019

blonde ting

a blonde bitch

What kind of bucktee waste yute doesn't mess wit a blonde ting

by walkinglick September 23, 2019

Blondie

Usually good looking people with blond hair that normally die first in a horror movie.

"Hey my hair is blond!"
"That means you're a blondie."

by Tsjehfbdoghje November 17, 2019

Blondes

Blondes are super super dumb and a crack head at most times

A Blondes is a stoopid person: ur a blonde dont talk to me u crackhead

by The original vsco November 21, 2019

Blonde

That basic popular bitch who has no personality

That blonde is so basic

by ewthatgurl November 3, 2019

Blonde

Good chance they're hot but probably dumb

"Hey you should go ask her out"
"Nah. She's pretty stupid"
"well yeah but she's a good lookin' blonde"

by Death_Potato576 March 2, 2020