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blood donation 

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.
blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!
blood donation by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
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Blood Eagle 

1. Viking torture method in which they would rip a persons rib cage out of their back , then turn their skin into wings.

2. Where two people have period sex in spread eagle position
1. The Vikings had performed the “blood eagle” torture method
1. I’m so mad at this person I could turn them into a blood eagle

2. I’d love to try the “blood eagle”
Blood Eagle by Totesnotacow July 30, 2022

blood night 

that time of month when a girl has her period

and is too scared to say that she has/had her period
Patricia: girl omg I just had blood night

Rebbe: girl tmi
blood night by jigabdoo August 6, 2022

blood leaf 

blood leaf is the best thing to ever exist because he has big balls
blood leaf has freinds and a brother he has sky leaf pinky leaf there his freinds and his brother is galaxy leaf
blood leaf by Pizzaguyfrom1899 August 9, 2022

blood balls 

when you accidentally nick your balls with the razor.
(him) “BABE, I JUST GAVE MYSELF BLOOD BALLS”
(her) “no sex tonight.”
blood balls by blueballs. August 15, 2022

blood parrot cichlid 

A hybrid cichlid fish commonly found in the aquarium trade.
P1: Yo have you seen those blood parrot cichlids there awesome!
P2: Hell yeah i did!
blood parrot cichlid by Yopebs August 17, 2022

Blood Outlet 

The blood outlet is a fun experiment. It’s when you cut off your erect penis then put it All the way in your ass before it gets hard
My homie Duggy Did a Blood outlet with Weston Bitch