by Drfrankenstoner August 7, 2015
Get the Cock barnacles mug.A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.
Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.
Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.
Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.
Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
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When you just want to say hello to anybody who's younger the 18 years old you say "hej barn". In English it means "hi child".
by Din farfars sons son December 11, 2016
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Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.
Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.
by SlipperyGypsy01 November 29, 2017
Get the hairy barnacle mug.An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
Get the Bowl barnacle mug.An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
Get the Bowl barnacle mug.An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018
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