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blarting

the act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under blanket while farting so as to woft the fart gas into your partners face.
damn it, John! quit blarting or i'll sew your ass shut!
by NATeDoog October 10, 2008
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wake up blast

farting bareassed in a person's face so dried shit particles spray all over the victim
he was asleep with a hangover, so I gave him a wake up blast
by apieceoftoast March 15, 2005
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Blast

1. Recruiting station for the faggots of churchill. Can also be referenced to the gay/straight alliance.
2. Can you say stupid? What are these plays about.
3. Overpriced play about songs that you hear on a hard core white station.
4. Makes kids think they have a future in art and threate when they should realize that blast is a joke and no one outside of churchill cares.
5. How to get a solo 10 years ago Women suck the directors dick. How to get a solo now... be a man and suck the directors dick.
6. Allowing the wierd fucks to come out of their hole one time a year.
I can not believe I just paid 10 dolalrs to see Jeff Thrum wear make up... queer...

Why is he dancing with another man? Did I just spend my Friday night watching men dance together in tights.

Student 1 - Why have they been practicing this? What 's there to practice about dancing around faggots...
Student 2 - Don't you get it? It's for the blast director he's a fag and he wants to watch kids dance and be a high school R. Kelly.
by Mellion February 18, 2005
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face blast

when skiing copios amounts of powder snow its common for the light powder to fly up into the air and blast ones face.
Andrea was skiing a steep powder covered slope while on ski vacation. When returning to the lodge she exclaimed the snow was so deep I had multiple face blasts.
by powderskiutah March 12, 2011
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blast from the past

Food and drink induced diarrhea after a night of binging or a bender.
Watch what you eat at the garlic festival, unless you wanna rip a ripe blast from the past at work tomorrow.
by snartgurl April 25, 2011
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blast da speekah

A common term used to end every sentence. It is very popular in an internet chat site called BasilMarket chat section, which traditionally uses memes from 4chan but is now experimenting with its own memes.
lulz yes, that is so fun!!!! BLAST DA SPEEKAH~
by paulpker121 January 9, 2008
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Blart Attack

the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!

2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack
by Captain Planet Jr March 14, 2011
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