grundle berries

Small encrusted pieces of poo that attach themselves to the hair on your gooch when wiping carelessly.

Kyle wanted Susan to lick his gooch but he had grundle berries.
Be sure to scrub your gooch extra hard in the shower to get those grundle berries off.
Hey dude check it out, this grundle berrie looks like Cosby.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

Ingmar Bergman

Swedens most famous director. He's like a hundred years old, seems to be depressed all the time, an lives alone on a small island outside the swedish coast. Often wears a basque, and are made fun of by swedish comedians.

The movie "The Seventh Seals" is one of his movies.
It's about this guy who meets up with Death, and then they play chess.

- "Vem är du?"
- "Jag är Döden."
- "Kommer du för att hämta mig?"
- "Jag har redan länge gått vid din sida."

Means:

- "Who are you?"
- "I'm Death.
- "Are you coming to get me?"
- "I´ve already been with you for a long time."

- Who's that old guy over there?
- Don't you know, it's Ingmar Bergman.
- Who the f*** is that?
- You ignorant bastard.

by TonyE September 1, 2008

UC-Berkeley

The first and best school in the Universtiy of California system. Located in Berkeley, CA, Cal is one of the most diverse and exciting campuses in the world. Cal offers a world class education at a great price. It is regarded as the top public university and is home to busuiness and engineering schools that are usually ranked in the top 3 overall and often #1 worldwide. A terrific place for anyone looking for a great education, world class professors, interesting people, and great sports teams (GO BEARS).
Admissions: very selective
Overall- 25% admitted
School of Engineering- 8-10% admitted

1) Hey! That guy has a really distorted and biased view of UC-Berkeley!
2) UC-Berkeley is one of the world's best schools.
3) UC-Berkeley is underrated on USNews's rankings. (Endowment per student is taken into consideration, so public schools are at an inherent disadvantage)
4) UC-Berkeley rules.

by Go Bears April 18, 2005

bern

divine being

by bern fan September 5, 2003

Berit

Best person you will ever meet. She is kindhearted, nice , awesome, and has the biggest boobs you will ever see. Everyone loves her and wants to date her. When you have a Berit on you side there nothing you can't do. She is stronger and will protect her friends and loved ones at all times. She is loved by all and is the most popular among kids and adults.

Look at the girl with the huge crowed and the biggest boobs I have ever seen!
That must be a Berit.

by geniuschick December 15, 2014

Bert McCracken

Lead Singer of The Used with a grungy kind of look that is really hot. Bert has an amazing scream..unlike any I have ever heard .Even when he cleans up, he still looks dirty...and thats hot.He also has the word crack in his name.

Bert McCracken.....thats all I have to say

by Billy L. July 26, 2005

Berpes

Ber-peas noun; The berpes is the disease of being contaminated by the bertfilth, by one, Bert McCracken, singer of The Used. The Berpes can be contracted by both indirect and direct contact to Bert, and in most cases, causes spontaneous combustion/implosion, disturbation. This is caused by Bert's complete and utter lack of personal hygiene. Example: during the 2004 Projekt Revolution Tour with Linkin Park, Bert wore the same pants the entire tour and when said pants ripped, he just stapled them. Said pants were also dirty the entire tour. All one needs to do is look at him and you can see the bertfilth. Coming into contact with the bertfilth causes Berpes.

If you touch either, A) Bert McCracken, B) any of The Used, C) any of My Chemical Romance, specifically Gerard Way, you will be infected by the Berpes.
So if you see Bert walking up the street towards you, RUN the other way very fast. And don't let Gerard Way touch you, because he's made out with Bert and thus you would be contaminated indirectly.

by i AM Neo May 2, 2006