Angry Anteater

The act of giving oral pleasure to a male while laying on your back, with them crouching or kneeling over you.

Joan was too tired to do it proper, so she gave her boyfriend an Angry Anteater

by Dizzy T July 7, 2009

White Angry

white angry is when a human being becomes so angry that they start hanging, shooting, bombing, and deporting everything brown in sight.

When the parakeet pecked me, I got white angry and strangled every blue and green bastard in the cage. The only one left was the albino one. Petco let me go after that.

by Lil' Taste October 24, 2016

Angry Monkey

When a girl jerks off two guys at once, thus pumping her fists in the air as if an angery monkey.

Bill and I got Angry Monkeyed by this total slut last night.

by nac71700 October 20, 2010

angry masturbation on a hangover

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.

The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"

by douchewad September 2, 2006

Angry Ali

The Angry Ali is a simple, but at the same time very fun to do. You simply have the girl you are planning to have sex with, release her feces on your hands. After your hands are now covered like boxing gloves you have your partner pull down their pants and start fisting their vagina. Once the vagina has dialated enough, you start increasing the speed of the fisting to where it looks like a jab or punch.

I was really pissed off for my dog pissing on the carpet, that I took it out on my wife and gave her an angry ali.

by Coltrane Smith March 6, 2009

angry blow job

When a girl gives you head you grab the back of her head and thrust back and forth as hard as possible causing a bloody nose. It is preferable to have a beer gut.

Stan gave his girlfriend an angry blow job on his birthday.

by sharks4thecup March 10, 2009

Angry guinea pig

have intercourse with a person so hard that they squeak like a guinea pig

i could hear george angry guinea pigging all night.

by george the guinea pig December 15, 2008