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Anal Blind

The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.
Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.

Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.
by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022
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Anal Jizz

When someone cums inside your butt, but it comes out soon after or later after mixing with shit
After I cummed in my girl, she had some nasty anal jizz, it was brown and rank
by Dengo August 6, 2015
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anal cheesegrater

the act of getting cheese and placing it into your partners anal hole. Then allow your partner to put cheese into your anal hole and then proceed to rub your butt cheeks hard together until the cheese has fallen out and is shredded.
i like anal cheesegrater on pornhub
my wife wont do an anal cheesegrater with me

i get hungry after anal cheesegrater... well you know the rest
by Laverz September 26, 2017
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incremental anal

Slowly taking it up the ass over a period of time so that you do not feel the effects of an invasion of your personal liberty or of that of your distinct social group.
Wow, that OPD raid sucked. But what do people think. They've let corporate America fuck them up the ass for years for years without saying anything as their individual freedoms were slowly eroded. It's like incremental anal.
by pcdbob October 30, 2011
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Triple Anal

Exactly as the term suggests, having three penises, or dildos inserted into an anus at one time.
Regina: "There are rumors about porn star Ginger Banks doing TRIPLE ANAL❗"

Mallory: "OMFG, how is that possible❓"

Regina: "Uh... Lube, Libations, and Loose sphincter ❗❗❗."
by Slut4u August 29, 2019
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anal rending

The violent hemorrhaging of the rectum or sphincter through the use of a phallic object or appendage. Typically associated with lube-less anal sex.
My friend David nearly bled to dead after a severe anal rending.
by BreadlessYeti December 6, 2012
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Messy Anal

Anal sex in which the receiver shits.
Dude, I was rocking it with Stacy last night and she straight up hit me with Messy Anal! Never been so sick!
by Yesn't Homo June 28, 2018
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