The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.
Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.
Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.
Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.
by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022
Get the Anal Blindmug. by Dengo August 6, 2015
Get the Anal Jizzmug. the act of getting cheese and placing it into your partners anal hole. Then allow your partner to put cheese into your anal hole and then proceed to rub your butt cheeks hard together until the cheese has fallen out and is shredded.
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i get hungry after anal cheesegrater... well you know the rest
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by Laverz September 26, 2017
Get the anal cheesegratermug. Slowly taking it up the ass over a period of time so that you do not feel the effects of an invasion of your personal liberty or of that of your distinct social group.
Wow, that OPD raid sucked. But what do people think. They've let corporate America fuck them up the ass for years for years without saying anything as their individual freedoms were slowly eroded. It's like incremental anal.
by pcdbob October 30, 2011
Get the incremental analmug. Regina: "There are rumors about porn star Ginger Banks doing TRIPLE ANAL❗"
Mallory: "OMFG, how is that possible❓"
Regina: "Uh... Lube, Libations, and Loose sphincter ❗❗❗."
Mallory: "OMFG, how is that possible❓"
Regina: "Uh... Lube, Libations, and Loose sphincter ❗❗❗."
by Slut4u August 29, 2019
Get the Triple Analmug. The violent hemorrhaging of the rectum or sphincter through the use of a phallic object or appendage. Typically associated with lube-less anal sex.
by BreadlessYeti December 6, 2012
Get the anal rendingmug. Dude, I was rocking it with Stacy last night and she straight up hit me with Messy Anal! Never been so sick!
by Yesn't Homo June 28, 2018
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