Anal Fabrication

A term coined by a fellow MBA student to describe the act of finishing projects or coming up with ideas based on highly theoretical concepts.

"This balanced scorecard initiative prioritization template is a complete anal fabrication."

by Sinuendo LV August 6, 2009

anal rending

The violent hemorrhaging of the rectum or sphincter through the use of a phallic object or appendage. Typically associated with lube-less anal sex.

My friend David nearly bled to dead after a severe anal rending.

by BreadlessYeti December 6, 2012

Anal hangover

The hangover resulting in lava diarrhea the day after consuming multiple buffalo wild wings blazin wings.

Dave "can't come into work."

Steve"Dave you better not have an anal hangover again!"

by nickwbithches January 29, 2014

clam anal

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.

Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.

by DaniellesANerd July 24, 2016

Appalachian Anal

While you are using chewing or dipping tobacco, you spit into your partner's anus and use it as lubricant

Wanna try some appalachian anal?
What's that?
I'ma show yow

Throws in some chaw, bends her over and spits in that butt

by NotAlexButMostLikelyDevinMunga December 19, 2014

Anal sloshing

Doing small sex when the other is shitting

the girl said she had to shut so the guy said hold on let me anal slosh your shit (anal sloshing)

by Dayton14 July 30, 2018

anal junkie

An untreatable mental condition whereby a person becomes addicted to anal sex—can be either as giving or as receiving or to both—and prefers it over every other sexual act. It is believed to be irreversible.

“Can you believe he told me he would never put his penis in my vagina?”

“He said that?!?!”
“Yeah! And on the first date! Said he was a Anal Junkie and all he wanted was ass!”

by worddick May 7, 2020