Anal Jizz

When someone cums inside your butt, but it comes out soon after or later after mixing with shit

After I cummed in my girl, she had some nasty anal jizz, it was brown and rank

by Dengo August 6, 2015

Pretend Anal

When your girlfriend isn't ready for anal sex yet, so you put it inside her pussy and you both pretend its in her ass. Usually best with some kind of verbal roll play.

She says "Lets have pretend anal! Oh baby, put it in my ass! I need it deep in my ass!" Then the guy bends her over and puts it in her pussy and says "Oh baby, your ass feels so tight around my cock, I'm buried in you so deep" and continues to fuck her pussy while they both make believe its in her ass.

by Ass Master Mumford October 9, 2015

clam anal

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.

Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.

by DaniellesANerd July 24, 2016

luke anal

Luke Anal is said to be extremely scary. If anyone ever lays a finger on his glasses, he will erupt into an intense rage. If you know any Luke Anals, you will either be friends with them or not...there’s NO middle ground. He enjoys people’s company, if you know what I mean and lives with trees. Other known aliases of Luke Anal are President Trunk and The Mad Rapist. The thing that worries most scientists is that Luke Anal is endangered with only 1 known Luke Anal left on Earth.

ooooooooohhhhhhhhh...It’s a Luke Anal, run! Wait, no....I should stay and have a “fun” time.

by 15-9-14-11 December 6, 2018

Anal Assault

The merciless pounding of ones anus.

I'm sorry to inform you that your moms been the victim of an anal assault, and l am the prime suspect.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

anal gasp

When a great deal of time has elapsed since an individual last engaged in anal intercourse. Thus, the anus is desperate and gasps repeatedly as if gasping for much needed air/dick. This phenomenon happens most of the time in gay men, but can sometimes occur in women as well.

It has been so long. Alas, I have anal gasp.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

Messy Anal

Anal sex in which the receiver shits.

Dude, I was rocking it with Stacy last night and she straight up hit me with Messy Anal! Never been so sick!

by Yesn't Homo June 28, 2018