anal vacuum

the act of sucking ones asshole until either a fart or feces comes out.

Jim gave me an anal vacuum last night and it cleared my constipation

by yourmothersuterus69 June 7, 2014

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anal nuke

When you have to take such a massive shit, it tips your sphincter.

Ohhhh!!! I just got done with lunch at this burrito place, and now I feel an anal nuke coming on!!!

by Rajanabadooa December 17, 2017

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Anal Rice

When your bf sticks his favorite rice up your ass and then he fucks you. After that he’ll suck all the rice, cum, and shit right out.

Bottom: Do you like the idea of Anal Rice?
Top: Fuck yeah I had anal rice just last week!

by Daddie’sBabyBoi January 5, 2020

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Luke Anal is said to be extremely scary. If anyone ever lays a finger on his glasses, he will erupt into an intense rage. If you know any Luke Anals, you will either be friends with them or not...there’s NO middle ground. He enjoys people’s company, if you know what I mean and lives with trees. Other known aliases of Luke Anal are President Trunk and The Mad Rapist. The thing that worries most scientists is that Luke Anal is endangered with only 1 known Luke Anal left on Earth.

ooooooooohhhhhhhhh...It’s a Luke Anal, run! Wait, no....I should stay and have a “fun” time.

by 15-9-14-11 December 6, 2018

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Messy Anal

Anal sex in which the receiver shits.

Dude, I was rocking it with Stacy last night and she straight up hit me with Messy Anal! Never been so sick!

by Yesn't Homo June 28, 2018

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anal blink

When you try to poop out the whole turd, but your butthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.

I ate the entire 24 OZ porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent Godzilla turd that would follow, but halfway through its birth I got an anal blink and cut it in half.

by BaconRainey October 16, 2014

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