Anal Jizz

When someone cums inside your butt, but it comes out soon after or later after mixing with shit

After I cummed in my girl, she had some nasty anal jizz, it was brown and rank

by Dengo August 6, 2015

Pretend Anal

When your girlfriend isn't ready for anal sex yet, so you put it inside her pussy and you both pretend its in her ass. Usually best with some kind of verbal roll play.

She says "Lets have pretend anal! Oh baby, put it in my ass! I need it deep in my ass!" Then the guy bends her over and puts it in her pussy and says "Oh baby, your ass feels so tight around my cock, I'm buried in you so deep" and continues to fuck her pussy while they both make believe its in her ass.

by Ass Master Mumford October 9, 2015

clam anal

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.

Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.

by DaniellesANerd July 24, 2016

Anal Engagement

When you ask a girl to marry you just to get her to let you put it in her ass

Congratulations Jim I heard you and Maureen got engaged.
Jim “ya it’s an anal engagement I figured that may be what it takes to plow that ass”

by Ttk1027 November 8, 2019

Anal August

If you have intercourse it needs to be anal. No blowjobs, titjobs or creampies.

Bitch: Tries putting dick in pussy
Male hot boi: No it's anal August *puts dick in ass*

by MeminDemon November 14, 2019

anal ramen

When you’re hitting it from the back while eating ramen.

Damn, last night we did anal ramen. I put the bowl of ramen on her back and was pounding that shit.

by analbeads November 20, 2019

Anal jaw

The feeling one gets after licking an arse hole for 22 minuets plus

Richard licked his girls arse hole for 26 mins. Resulting in mild anal jaw

by Dfrugfdhj December 28, 2019