American Water

Like regular water but inferior in every way. Deriving from the superior British invention of 'Water' prior to their invention of the United States of America.

"Oh dear me chaps, this American Water is terrible."

by Sir Rightalot August 19, 2020

American Fries

French fries in their American form.

Referred to as simply just "fries", America has won again in stealing one's heritage.
"I love me some American Fries"

-Donald Trump

by SpockBlocker October 28, 2016

American School

SHooting range

"Bill why are you bringing the Remington?"
"I'm going to the shooting range!"
"But we're at an elementary school."
"Well yeah this is an American School!"

by Chunkyitis November 8, 2019

american boot

A TF2 freak created by STblackST, and is commonly seen stomping people as a oversized boot, or kicking asses back to russia

“This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia.

by Perplexual June 4, 2021

american diver

When you take a shit that has such a huge splash your ass is left dripping wet.

My ass was left dripping with toilet water after dropping an American diver.

by The harse August 31, 2014

American democracy

A form of democracy which is only legitimate when it supports a specific individual or groups agenda, otherwise its illegitimate and the result of fraud. And proof of the system subsequent failure.

Oh, of course it’s only a fair outcome if I agree with it, American democracy at its finest.

by willfire03 June 13, 2023

American Italian

Phrase pretentious foodie assholes use to differentiate between fancy Italian food and cheap Italian food.

"That's not authentic, m'lady, tis but mere American Italian."

by viper651 October 17, 2017