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alaskanpipeline

When your fiancee complains about your Instagram bio
Wow nice alaskanpipeline
by Naskilla97 September 26, 2020
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Alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
"Tonight me and my girlfriend are gonna try the alaskan pipeline."
by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020
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alaskan mimosa

When you mix draft beer with orange juice.
It was a tough day at work I could really go for an Alaskan mimosa.
by Red ,White, and Kyle October 11, 2020
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alaskansnail

a being of pure aim and stupidity can be slow or fast but not in between
that man is an alaskansnail
by anonymous October 27, 2020
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alaskan rat

when person A put's his/her nogin into another one's anus. Person B will shit into person's A mouth. Then they would both suck on the turd until it disolves. Turning the turd into what seems to be a rat with 20 STDS.
omg i wanna alaskan rat that sexy matteo
by ppman24 November 25, 2020
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Alaskan Bobsledders

A group of close mates who gather to consume the sweet Peruvian powder cocaine. Hitting the slopes with such ferocity Pablo Escobar shakes in his grave. consuming more 8 balls than a pool table at the local dive bar, Alaskan Bobsledders kingdom is the handicap stall. They do not take bumps, but have rather adopted the practice of the Caprisun, a straw directly into the bag.
"I couldn't take a shit at the bar all night, the Alaskan Bobsledders were in town and wouldn't leave the stalls"
by SenorChooch November 26, 2020
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Alaskan Exfoliation

The act of laying on the floor, bending ones legs over their head, and shitting on ones own face, like how sewage dribbles out of New York sewage pipes.
Man I got so bored last night I gave myself an Alaskan Exfoliation.
by anonfoxer December 3, 2020
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