blogging salad

Posting a blog on Facebook or other website. Usually makes no sense whatever due to the blogger being under the influence of xanax, opiates or other depressants.

What's that guy talking about? His blogs make no sense! He's blogging salad.

by Jewwow November 23, 2011

honeymoon salad

A honeymoon salad: Lettuce alone. No dressing!

What are you two up to tonight?
- we're having a honeymoon salad.
???
- Lettuce alone. No dressing!

by LateNightLover January 5, 2018

Valid salad

To be the highest level of valid; cool; or to have a sense of empowerment. Essentially, the highest level of validity.

"Yo! Chris just did a backflip over a moving car!"
"Yeah, that shit was valid salad yo."

by Chrisrotondo February 24, 2022

Monkey Salad

Stomping around in a bucket of human feces, waving your arms in the air, and proceeding to eat the feces

Smith made some banger Monkey Salad yesterday!

by Big Cheeser 2000 September 7, 2022

Twat salad

A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.

Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.

by Cincio April 8, 2017

fur salad

A mixture of pubes (usually from 2 sexual partners) meant to be smoked out of a bong

Me and my girlfriend had a fur salad last night, I can still taste the vapor

by Cokegod May 1, 2018

buffet salad

The act of eating a a vagina while the girl is taking a shit aka the male to female reversal of the blumpkin. The location of the defamacache is pure choice of comfort. Do not take this act likely as it is #forthegirls

You know he’s the one when he goes down on you after bad sushi and gives you a buffet salad.

by #heathlyeats2018 March 9, 2018