Poon Pappy

A man that has has sex reguarly with a certain attractive woman.

A guy that has a lot of quality sex.

Carl- Bro, you're such a poon pappy.
Dick- Yeah I know, sometimes it gets old, then I look at a beautiful woman and say, "Nah, it's not getting old".

by boomersooner14 December 4, 2012

Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.

Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.

by Srosro December 15, 2018

Poon

Poon is a Kashmiri word for Ass. Its considered vulgar, often used as an abuse to refer to a stupid person or during sexual conversations. Anyways , a good poon really turns anyone on.

Man! I want to fuck that poon.

by Koshur_goudh February 18, 2018

Poon Metric

A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.

Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.

by ARH December 23, 2013

sour poon

n./adj. A woman that is bitter toward sexual activity. Synonyms: ice queen, prude,frigid.

Fred didn't get any because that girl he was trying to hookup with was a real Sour Poon.

by CrisMikeHunt August 29, 2016

Poon Chute

An Oklahoman term for the urethra of a phallus.

“Billy docked his peen in Todd’s poon chute.”

by SWERVOPTIMUS August 13, 2021

poon manure

The pile of feminine hygiene products found in the bathroom trashcan, usually from a group of female coworkers or classmates synchronizing menstruation.

Careful not to tear that bag when you change it. The girls in accounting have been spending too much time together and left us a lot of poon manure.

by JanitorFromShlubs January 23, 2016