Poon

someone who ignores someones phone calls and acts like a little bitch

Brad likes to call ross a poon when he ignores his phone calls

by SuckMyDyckkkk August 22, 2011

poon pop

The act of taking ones penis out of one, usually hotter girls vagina, and instantly placing it in another usually less attractive girls mouth

"Dude, I was about to bust, pulled out and shoved it in her sisters mouth!!"
"Ahhhh, fed her the 'ol poon pop did ya?"

by trippy1981 December 27, 2011

Pooning

(Verb) The act of absolutely doming someone in the head with a Harpoon.

"I Just absolutely Pooned that shitter!"
"I got so many kills pooning on PF yesterday, they call me the Poonmaster"

by The Poonmaster September 14, 2025

Poon

Very good at clicking and missing circles

The poon is a choker

by Kofferkind June 12, 2018

Poon

1. Poon: A pussy
2. Poon: Goofy

I call people Poon Squad Leaders Poon Mascots Poon Gang Poon Ass Boyz or Girlz Poon Ass Nigga Poon Squad Poon Punes Poon Face Poon Mentality Fucken Poon Ignorant Poon

I asked my boss for a raise but he being a poon right now!

The captin of the team is acting like a Poon Squad Leader; with his leadership in Poonism! Lmfao

by jamaculent June 24, 2019

poon manure

The pile of feminine hygiene products found in the bathroom trashcan, usually from a group of female coworkers or classmates synchronizing menstruation.

Careful not to tear that bag when you change it. The girls in accounting have been spending too much time together and left us a lot of poon manure.

by JanitorFromShlubs January 23, 2016

sour poon

n./adj. A woman that is bitter toward sexual activity. Synonyms: ice queen, prude,frigid.

Fred didn't get any because that girl he was trying to hookup with was a real Sour Poon.

by CrisMikeHunt August 29, 2016