Sitting on a wet log

1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.

You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.

by Wetlogger August 26, 2013

a small loan of a million dollars

A quote said by celebrity Donald Trump, that became a meme very quickly.

It has not been easy for me, my Father gave me a small loan of a million dollars $$$$

by Legost March 29, 2016

you look like a cow looking at a new gate

a look of lost bewilderment.

Jack: What are you looking at over there Jill? You just keep popping your head up over your cubicle staring into space..

Jill: huh?

Jack: You look like a cow looking at a new gate.

by cory enderby October 6, 2006

blowjob in a parking lot

the lowest of the low on the skank rating scale. usually reseved to the attention starved stripper type with low self esteem that's trying to get on every cock she sees not belonging to the disillusioned loser who thinks he's actually dating her and actually thinks he is her boyfriend.

Man who the fuck does that girl think she is walking around like she's all that!!?!? Meanwhile everyone knows she's nothing more than a blowjob in a parking lot!

by O.G. Junior Mint May 30, 2008

papa lapped a pap lopped

Proof Gackt is on crack.

"If you are a 'quick american' you will know what it means." - Gackt.

by theintertron June 17, 2004

to have a roo loose in the top paddock

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

by MrKapper July 10, 2006

A faggy Loki

A faggy Loki is where a boy licks another boys anus while a banana is inside there mouth they will also cover there penis in baking soda and poor Coca Cola over each other’s penis

Hey bro did he give you a faggy Loki?

Yeah bro it was amazing

by Mysticoflokiisafaggotclan August 24, 2021