Deuce Miller

A literal legend birthed by the one and only keith miller

No way! It's Deuce Miller!

by DeuceDogFan69 February 03, 2022

drop a deuce, free a bird

a chill phrase to use when you don't know how or why you did something, but it expresses the extremely chill nature

person 1: hey dude why did you do that?

person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."

by Staedtler Berol February 15, 2024

Ambush-deuce

A poo that sneaks up on you at the most unfortunate time; like a job interview or third date.

" I was about to get very busy with her when this infernal Ambush-deuce reared up. I had to go home. So close, so far......"

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

Deuces Putas

🤙 Later, Pussies ✌️

Da copps b cumin ya herd¿') Deuces Putas¡

by 2 Centz Nuisance May 08, 2022

Deuce Juice

When you’re jerking off while you’re taking a shit and you bust a nut as the turd is half out.

Duuude I finally did it ! I Deuce Juiced ! Didnit at the right time!

by Tunaman801 February 21, 2018

oon-deuce-niner

also known as a big gulp slurpee

Customer "how much is this slurpee?"
Chailott "brotha, it be a oon-deuce niner"

by g-birdman March 29, 2003

The Deuce

Where you’re felching then you mistakenly or purposefully drop a dingleberry into the receiving mouth.

I did the deuce on a grindr hookup this afternoon.

by Mary59443 October 23, 2023