John: Ah, i went to a restaraunt and ate too many mints after my meal and now i have a throbbing richard.
by Bunani Muncha January 19, 2017

by Theodore________ December 4, 2018

The act of inserting a small animal, usually a small rodent, up ones anus for sexual gratification. The reference to Richard Gear relates back to stories in the 1990s that Richard Gear had been admitted to hospital and needed to have a mole removed from his back passage. The act was thereafter named Richard's gear.
Grandad can I borrowing this pipe, I have been experimenting with Richard's Gear, I need something to connect my arse cavern to Chucky the hamsters rotastack.
by Kernowpete September 19, 2017

Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.
by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018

When a male with a huge cock slaps a girl in the face while recieving head and leaves a red mark accross the person giving heads face.
by MONTEWHITEHEADSUCKMYNUT April 24, 2024

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.
John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023
