The most coveted prize in all of golf, and the bedroom. The Green Jacket is awarded to those who have “destroyed all holes on the course” so to speak. Unless your name is Tiger Fucking Woods the only way you’ll be getting a Green Jacket is by drilling and filling all three predominant sexual orifices on the same woman. When you’ve drilled all of a woman’s holes your buddies are legally required to award you with a Green Jacket which is to be signed and passed down among you until you’ve all worn the jacket
Well boys I never thought I’d see the day we gave Cameron his Green Jacket. Brooke finally let him plow the most illusive hole, her asshole. I’m so proud
by BillyBobStankFoot April 23, 2019
Get the Green Jacketmug. by clapemcheeks February 25, 2019
Get the Green heartmug. The second or so after a light turns red used to make it past the intersection before the other light turns green.
Used Mostly in Massachusetts where most douche bags live and driving laws do not really apply at all.
Used Mostly in Massachusetts where most douche bags live and driving laws do not really apply at all.
Doug: Dude, you just ran that red light
Katt: I got it man, where in Lowell its a Massachusetts Green Kiiidd.
Katt: I got it man, where in Lowell its a Massachusetts Green Kiiidd.
by nuggetry August 23, 2005
Get the Massachusetts Greenmug. Robert Green is (although, we'll see how long that lasts) a goal keeper for the English National Football Team. His job as goalie is to prevent the opposing team from scoring, but his utter, horrendous fuck up against the US National Team (specifically a very poorly kicked ball from Clint Dempsey), on June 12th, 2010, has made his name synonymous with any major clusterfuck to befall an unwitting human being.
Personally, I like the guy. I mean, I almost had him confused with an opposing, professional goalie, but that was cleared up around minute 40 of that match.
Personally, I like the guy. I mean, I almost had him confused with an opposing, professional goalie, but that was cleared up around minute 40 of that match.
Dude 1: Yo, did you catch that soft ass goal that Clint Dempsey scored against Robert Green?
Dude 2: Yeah man, Robert Green is the softest motherfucker on the face of the Earth. British soccer hooligans have probably murdered his entire family.
Dude 1: I'm so glad we tied that, and maybe Robert Green's fuck up will make Capello put in Calamity James as keeper! THAT'LL work out well for those stupid Brits!
Dude 3: What the fuck is soccer?
Dude 2: Yeah man, Robert Green is the softest motherfucker on the face of the Earth. British soccer hooligans have probably murdered his entire family.
Dude 1: I'm so glad we tied that, and maybe Robert Green's fuck up will make Capello put in Calamity James as keeper! THAT'LL work out well for those stupid Brits!
Dude 3: What the fuck is soccer?
by Mochabear June 15, 2010
Get the Robert Greenmug. I had a pool party and my friend went under tha water with his goggles and looked at this bitches booty and she had green booty
by Big T & B-rad. May 15, 2008
Get the Green bootymug. Max Green is the bassist in the band Escape The Fate and is a sexy beast! His fav color is blue and his fav body part is his dick(: His likes to kiss is band mate Craig Mabbitt in concert.
by allie.baby27(: November 23, 2011
Get the max greenmug. by hott mamma September 24, 2003
Get the Seth Greenmug.